FUNNY LIMERICKS

A limerick fan from Australia

regarded his work as a failure:

his verses were fine

until the fourth line

?

 

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A gourmet dining at Crewe

Found a rather large mouse in his stew.

     Said the waiter, “Don’t shout

     And wave it about,

Or the rest will be wanting one, too.”

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Said an ape as he swung by his tail,

To his offspring both female and male,

  “From your offspring, my dears,

  In a couple of years,

May evolve a professor at Yale.”

 

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There was a young lady named Rose

Who had a large wart on her nose.

  When she had it removed

  Her appearance improved,

But her glasses slipped down to her toes.
 

 

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An elderly man called Keith

Mislaid his set of false teeth -

  They’d been laid on a chair,

He’d forgot they were there,

Sat down, and was bitten beneath.

 

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