Entries from December 2007
QUOTE OF THE DAY
December 18, 2007 · Leave a Comment
- If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you’re old.
- Edgar Watson Howe
US journalist (1853 – 1937)
Categories: INTELLIGENCE · LESSONS · QUOTES
Deck the Halls
December 13, 2007 · Leave a Comment
Pause Music !
Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and join the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fast away the old year passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
O Christmas Tree
December 13, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Pause Music !
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Thy leaves are so unchanging;
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Thy leaves are so unchanging;
Not only green when summer’s here,
But also when ’tis cold and drear.
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Thy leaves are so unchanging!
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O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Much pleasure thou can’st give me;
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Much pleasure thou can’st give me;
How often has the Christmas tree
Afforded me the greatest glee!
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Much pleasure thou can’st give me.
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O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Thy candles shine so brightly!
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Thy candles shine so brightly!
From base to summit, gay and bright,
There’s only splendor for the sight.
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Thy candles shine so brightly!
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O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
How richly God has decked thee!
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
How richly God has decked thee!
Thou bidst us true and faithful be,
And trust in God unchangingly.
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
How richly God has decked thee! !”
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Much pleasure thou can’st give me;
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Much pleasure thou can’st give me;
How often has the Christmas tree
Afforded me the greatest glee!
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Much pleasure thou can’st give me.
Thy candles shine so brightly!
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Thy candles shine so brightly!
From base to summit, gay and bright,
There’s only splendor for the sight.
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Thy candles shine so brightly!
How richly God has decked thee!
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
How richly God has decked thee!
Thou bidst us true and faithful be,
And trust in God unchangingly.
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
How richly God has decked thee! !”
Religious symbolism of The Twelve Days of Christmas (The 12 Days of Christmas)
December 13, 2007 · Leave a Comment
- True Love refers to God
- Turtle Doves refers to the Old and New Testaments
- French Hens refers to Faith, Hope and Charity, the Theological Virtues
- Calling Birds refers to the Four Gospels and/or the Four Evangelists
- Golden Rings refers to the first Five Books of the Old Testament, the “Pentateuch”, which gives the history of man’s fall from grace.
- Geese A-laying refers to the six days of creation
- Swans A-swimming refers to the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit, the seven sacraments
- Maids A-milking refers to the eight beatitudes
- Ladies Dancing refers to the nine Fruits of the Holy Spirit
- Lords A-leaping refers to the ten commandments
- Pipers Piping refers to the eleven faithful apostles
- Drummers Drumming refers to the twelve points of doctrine in the Apostle’s Creed
The Twelve Days of Christmas
December 13, 2007 · Leave a Comment
Pause Music !
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
QUOTE of the day
December 11, 2007 · Leave a Comment
If you haven’t found something strange during the day, it hasn’t been much of a day.
by: John A. Wheeler

Categories: INTELLIGENCE · QUOTES
Ned Nott was shot
December 11, 2007 · 1 Comment
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Ned Nott was shot
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and Sam Shott was not.
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So it is better to be Shott
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than Nott.
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Some say Nott
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was not shot.
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But Shott says
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he shot Nott.
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Either the shot Shott shot at Nott
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was not shot,
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or
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Nott was shot.
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If the shot Shott shot shot Nott,
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Nott was shot.
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But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
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then Shott was shot,
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not Nott.
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However,
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the shot Shott shot shot not Shott –
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but Nott.
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Categories: INTELLIGENCE · TONGUE TWISTERS
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
December 11, 2007 · 2 Comments
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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You’ve no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light’s light’s a slight light,
And tonight’s a night that’s light.
When a night’s light, like tonight’s light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.
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She stood on the balcony
inexplicably mimicing him hiccupping,
and amicably welcoming him home.
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One-One was a racehorse.
Two-Two was one, too.
When One-One won one race,
Two-Two won one, too.
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Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck Tracker
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Categories: INTELLIGENCE · LESSONS · TONGUE TWISTERS





