QUOTE of the day

If you haven’t found something strange during the day, it hasn’t been much of a day.

by: John A. Wheeler

 

Ned Nott was shot

 

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Ned Nott was shot

and Sam Shott was not.

So it is better to be Shott

than Nott.

Some say Nott

was not shot.

But Shott says

he shot Nott.

Either the shot Shott shot at Nott

was not shot,

or

Nott was shot.

If the shot Shott shot shot Nott,

Nott was shot.

But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,

then Shott was shot,

not Nott.

However,

the shot Shott shot shot not Shott –

but Nott.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

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You’ve no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light’s light’s a slight light,
And tonight’s a night that’s light.
When a night’s light, like tonight’s light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.

 

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She stood on the balcony
inexplicably mimicing him hiccupping,
and amicably welcoming him home.

 

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One-One was a racehorse.
Two-Two was one, too.
When One-One won one race,
Two-Two won one, too.

 

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Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck Tracker

 

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