‘If at first you don’t succeed’,
Said Robert the Bruce the King.
If at first you don’t succeed,
Then you shouldn’t try skydiving.
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A tutu’s
A skirt
For girls who do twirls
A toucan’s
A bird
Who shouts about stout
The can can’s
A dance
All frills and cheap thrills
A tin can
Contains
Baked beans or sardines
And Tintin’s
Plainly
A defective detective.
Categories: FUN · FUNNY POEMS
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It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
Aeschylus
Greek tragic dramatist (525 BC – 456 BC)
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns US actor & comedian (1896 – 1996)
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All existing business models are wrong. Find a new one.
Hugh Macleod, in his book How To Be Creative
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In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.
Paul Harvey
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Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others.
Samuel Johnson
English author, critic, & lexicographer (1709 – 1784)
Categories: FUN · INTELLIGENCE · LESSONS · QUOTES
