Brainy quote

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Thomas A. Edison

Art Quote of the Day

Great things are done by a series of small things brought together.
Vincent Van Gogh

Funny Quote of the Day

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
Johnny Carson

I bring my lunch to school

Mine eyes have seen the kitchen,
which is why I bring my lunch.
I have smelled the things they’re cooking,
and they’re toxic, I’ve a hunch.
And the salads are so soggy that
you’ll never hear a crunch.
I bring my lunch to school!

I can’t stand the food they serve me!
I can’t stand the food they serve me!
I can’t stand the food they serve me!
I bring my lunch to school!

They torture nose and taste buds
with both hamburger and spuds.
There are meatballs in a gravy that’s
like iridescent mud.
Mashed potatoes hit both tray and stomach
with a sick’ning thud.
I bring my lunch to school!

It’s amazin’ when a raisin
starts to crawl across your cake;
that was when I first decided
the dessert was a mistake.
And I wouldn’t like to guess what’s
floating in that chocolate shake.
I bring my lunch to school!

 

Text © Bruce Lansky