A limerick fan from Australia

regarded his work as a failure:

his verses were fine

until the fourth line




A gourmet dining at Crewe

Found a rather large mouse in his stew.

     Said the waiter, “Don’t shout

     And wave it about,

Or the rest will be wanting one, too.”



Said an ape as he swung by his tail,

To his offspring both female and male,

  “From your offspring, my dears,

  In a couple of years,

May evolve a professor at Yale.”




There was a young lady named Rose

Who had a large wart on her nose.

  When she had it removed

  Her appearance improved,

But her glasses slipped down to her toes.




An elderly man called Keith

Mislaid his set of false teeth –

  They’d been laid on a chair,

He’d forgot they were there,

Sat down, and was bitten beneath.





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