How much wood would a woodchuck chuck

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

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You’ve no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light’s light’s a slight light,
And tonight’s a night that’s light.
When a night’s light, like tonight’s light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.

 

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She stood on the balcony
inexplicably mimicing him hiccupping,
and amicably welcoming him home.

 

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One-One was a racehorse.
Two-Two was one, too.
When One-One won one race,
Two-Two won one, too.

 

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Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck Tracker

 

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2 responses to “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck

  1. WOODCHUCK!!! =D

  2. Ha! If I were learning English, I’d give up in despair right here!

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