Funny poems


‘If at first you don’t succeed’,
Said Robert the Bruce the King.
If at first you don’t succeed,
Then you shouldn’t try skydiving.


A tutu’s
A skirt
For girls who do twirls

A toucan’s
A bird
Who shouts about stout

The can can’s
A dance
All frills and cheap thrills

A tin can
Baked beans or sardines

And Tintin’s
A defective detective.


One response to “Funny poems

  1. that’s a very funny poem :), although it’s a very short one that doesn’t mean it isn’t a nice one..